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As a birthday gift to myself, I stayed up until 4AM making an image where I’m riding on Kanye’s shoulders through a nebula for my phone’s background.

I’m so alone.

A KONY 2012 poster covering a road sign warning of dangerous curves ahead…

Looks like Joseph Kony is taking lives all of the way down in Australia too!

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What Quirky Girls Do

Being different is so in right now. Between Instagram’s self-proclaimed quirkiness, Zooey Deschanel’s rising popularity as the New Girl, and the prominence of hipsters everywhere, it’s clearly currently cool to be quirky. But how sincere is all of this weirdness? If everyone’s doing strange acts, when do they stop being strange and start being the norm?

My new Twitter account, @QuirkyGirlsDo, catalogues the actions of quirky girls. Basically, if you can imagine Zooey Deschanel doing it, chances are it’ll be tweeted there. Here are a few examples of what quirky girls do:

- Hold a funeral for a dead bird.

- Collect leaves.

- Always manage to get a smudge of something on their cheek or nose while cooking.

- Reblog an excessive amount of Joseph Gordon-Levitt photos.

- Occasionally sleep in the closet.

- Wear Halloween costumes that are not typically slutty, but still show off their curves. 

- Krump ironically.

So if you’re a quirky girl, like quirky girls, or like mocking quirky girls, you should follow @QuirkyGirlsDo. You should also tweet in anything you see a girl doing which makes you think “That’s so Zooey!”

Follow @QuirkyGirlsDo

Watch Tans: The Next Big Thing In Fashion

Once upon a time, having a band of pale skin on your arm from excessive watch wearing would make you a “loser”, but all that’s changed now. Coming straight out of Paris, a patch of untanned skin on your wrist is set to be the next big thing this Summer. A watch tan lets everyone around you know that you’re punctual, outdoorsy, and too busy being awesome to apply sun lotion. Here’s what some of the biggest fashion houses are saying about the next big thing:

“There’s nothing sexier than a watch tan.” - Dior

“Don’t date a man without one.” - Chanel

“If time is money, then watch tans are the epitome of wealth.” - Givenchy

To get one, simply wear a watch at all times. Once your body produces enough melanin on your arms to tan you, a sexy strip of skin will be waiting under your timepiece. Simply change your watch to your other wrist when you’re in a social situation and want all of the attention to be on you. Then prepare to be the talk of the town, you groovy hipster. After you’ve developed your watch tan, check out the “watch tan” section of LookBook to see how everyone is wearing their newest accessory-caused-accessory.

Keep that strip of skin away from ultraviolet light and you won’t be able to keep the girls away from you!

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