Five Signs That You Might Be A Cat

1. You can be too curious for your own good. You’re quick to investigate anything that intrigues you, even if it puts you at risk. You search mysterious boxes, crawl into small spaces and couldn’t help but watch 2 Girls 1 Cup just to see what the fuss was about.

2. You’re easily distracted by movement. Whether it’s an insect, a laser pointer, or a piece of string, as long as it’s moving it has your attention. Chances are something has already distracted you from reading this and I can type gibberish from now on because you aren’t going to read it anyway.

3. You’re often standoffish with strangers. When approached by a new person, you have a tendency to take some time to warm to them, especially if they start stroking you and telling you how lovely you are.

4. You annoy those around you when you’re hungry. If they refuse to give you food then you just wander around the house, snacking on whatever you can find until dinner.

5. You’re always being yelled at for being on the computer. Humans aren’t used to seeing cats operating computers, so they experience a mixture of fear and denial when they witness it. If you’re often told to “Get off that thing.” or “Stop spending so much time on there.” then chances are it’s because you’re a cat.