Why We Need More Specific Facebook Relationship Statuses

We all know that real life relationships are much more complicated than we can currently express in our Basic Info on our Facebook profiles. While statuses like “Single”, “In A Relationship”, “In An Open Relationship”, etc, can give people an idea of our love lives, there’s no way to be more specific, and “It’s Complicated” is far too broad a term to label everything in between. Therefore, I propose Facebook allows us to give more specific descriptions of our relationship statuses, such as those pictured above.

Spread the word online, write to your congressman, even send Mark Zuckerberg threatening letters, because we all deserve to be able to let everyone know absolutely every detail of our love lives.