The Bubblegum Gang Presents… Duvall

After leaving the south side to be principal at North Shore High School, Ron Duvall believes that he has finally found a place where he can start a new life for himself. Unfortunately, his happiness is short-lived. Pushed to the edge by home-schooled jungle freaks, burn books and personal victimisation from Regina George, Principal Duvall snaps.

Duvall begins his rampage by attacking his sister, unleashing years of anger towards her for calling her son ‘Anfernee’ with his weapon of choice: the baseball bat we see at the end of Mean Girls. After hunting down and murdering the underage girl loving Coach Carr, Duvall sets his sights on the students who attend the annual Spring Fling.

Havoc is wreaked at the Spring Fling and only a handful of students survive to tell the tale. At the end of the movie we find out that this isn’t the first time Principal Duvall has gone on a murderous rampage. His carpal tunnel didn’t come about through excessive typing or masturbation. No, it came about because of all the baseball bat massacres Duvall had gone on in the past.

Which school is next? It could be yours…