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The Worst Things You Can Say To A Guy - II Pay attention, ladies, this edition is an important one! “Your penis is so cute!” Never call our penis cute. Puppies are cute. Teddy bears are cute. Justin Bieber is cute, but when we look down at our groin we don’t see Bieber looking back up at us. Our penis’ are supposed to be symbols of power and manliness. Words such as “jackhammer”, “ramrod” and “love-stick” are all great words you can use to describe your lovers penis in order to increase his self-esteem. Oh, and if you have to give your boyfriend’s penis a nickname, make sure it is something epic sounding. Examples of good penis nicknames include: Tony Stark, Darth Penis, Samuel L. Johnson, Thor’s Hammer or Indiana Bones.

The Worst Things You Can Say To A Guy - II

Pay attention, ladies, this edition is an important one!

“Your penis is so cute!”

Never call our penis cute. Puppies are cute. Teddy bears are cute. Justin Bieber is cute, but when we look down at our groin we don’t see Bieber looking back up at us. Our penis’ are supposed to be symbols of power and manliness. Words such as “jackhammer”, “ramrod” and “love-stick” are all great words you can use to describe your lovers penis in order to increase his self-esteem.

Oh, and if you have to give your boyfriend’s penis a nickname, make sure it is something epic sounding. Examples of good penis nicknames include: Tony Stark, Darth Penis, Samuel L. Johnson, Thor’s Hammer or Indiana Bones.


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    LMFAO, that’s hilarious!
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    Bwa ha ha, my friend said...guy once. I’m not supposed to know. But I do. You’d think
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    LMFAO , I laughed...hard … “insider”
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