Jennifer Aniston & A Velociraptor

Imagine waking up with a 6’ tall, highly intelligent and equally deadly lizard in your bed. That’s Jennifer Aniston’s reality in her latest film, “Jennifer Aniston & A Velociraptor”. In the film, Jennifer Aniston plays Jennifer Aniston, a struggling actress with a love life to match, who wakes up in her normally empty bed to find a prehistoric beast beside her.

Once the initial terror passes, along with some brief moments of humorous standoffishness, Jennifer agrees to let the lost and confused velociraptor stay with her until he figures out how he got to Hollywood. The two soon begin to bond, brought together by their own loneliness. One, an aging creature desperately searching the land for a companion, the other, a velociraptor; the two become best of friends in no time.

After witnessing one too many nights of self-loathing, ice cream and Friends reruns, the velociraptor vows to find Jennifer her soulmate while he searches for his own kind. Inspired by her newfound friends’ dedication, Jen agrees to let the theropod help her, and the two are soon hitting up all of the Hollywood hotspots in pursuit of her dream man.

The velociraptor opens the door to Jennifer’s heart. Using it’s advanced hunting techniques, the velociraptor tracks, flanks and ambushes potential love interests for her. Yet while they experience overwhelming success in finding Jennifer dates, possibly due to the velociraptors imposing sickle-shaped claws, the resulting romantic encounters always end in awkward and hilarious heartbreak caused by the terrifying presence of the two stars.

However, they eventually find a man who isn’t scared off by Jennifer’s movie star status, or by the lizard from the Late Cretaceous period. But how long can it last? What will happen when the velociraptor finally finds his own kind? Can Jennifer cope without his help? Where did the velociraptor even come from?

Find out next fall!