The Worst Things You Can Say To A Guy

I recently read an article in a popular young woman’s magazine about ”The Worst Things You Can Say To A Guy” and I was a little let down by what they were. As a male (contrary to popular belief) I didn’t find any of the things listed offensive, hurtful or scary like they apparently were. So for all of the ladies out there each week I’m going to post the actual worst things you can say to a guy. I’ve been a guy my entire life so this advice should be taken seriously. Here’s this week’s:

”Star Wars? Never seen it.”

This may not be a big deal to you, but it could be a deal breaker for him. If you haven’t seen the films then you’re not going to get his hilarious Star Wars references, you won’t be impressed by his Wookie impersonation and you’ll wonder why he keeps asking you to dress up like Princess Leia for him. If he asks you to watch them with him then accept without hesitation. Better yet, surprise him by secretly watching the movies and the next time he says ”I love you.” look at him knowingly, smile and say ”I know.”.
And in case you were wondering: No, the latest three movies don’t count.